| My b-day |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|05:10 pm] |
happy birthday to me |
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| A fake LJ entry! |
[Feb. 11th, 2008|08:46 pm] |
Today was really mind-boggling because of the cheetahs, man!
I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.
I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!
I'm so ebullient because I finally have enough money to get my arms shortened!
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!
I want to tell the world that I hate dead people. Really, I do!
I am so unhappy that defenestration is a crime.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I had lupus so I punched him in the face. DUH! It's never lupus! And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
I am going to have a worm-filled week. I should not have eaten that furry dead thing I saw laying on the side of the road=(
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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| EEP! |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|02:32 pm] |
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You would not believe the shenanigans involved in getting this password. |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 2nd, 2006|03:21 pm] |
HAPPITY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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| new 4 '06! |
[Jan. 5th, 2006|02:10 pm] |
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it has come to my attention that i have a very annoying laugh. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2005|01:14 am] |
wah wah wah
i cannot let this go.
i have issues
i'd miss this one too damn much |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|04:04 pm] |
Today was really slime-filled
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
Danny Ray watches movies.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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| To Mom |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|03:27 pm] |
You can feel free to read this journal anytime.
my other one is ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tooimpurenangel but you actually have to have a LiveJournal yourself to view the entries. |
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| weird... |
[Apr. 14th, 2005|04:43 pm] |
Lacking faith in humanity is disheartening, but the main faith that matters is faith in yourself. Count on yourself first and foremost, learn from this and the other situations, and eventually you'll find others you can trust. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 30th, 2005|03:55 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | songs | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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I have "Jingle Bells" stuck in my head.
Today has been a super day. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2005|04:32 pm] |
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hahaha
found my old blurty |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 10th, 2005|02:41 pm] |
Do you think they will have Invisible Monsters at the library? |
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| yes, i'm alive.... |
[Oct. 30th, 2004|04:22 pm] |
no, i am not healthy
happy samhain if i don't get to the puter on Sunday. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 7th, 2004|02:46 pm] |
I don't care what anybody says. I think I am college material. |
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| hey asshole... |
[May. 7th, 2004|10:41 am] |
you think i'm HINTING???
hahaaha i don't hint
if i wanted something from you...i would bust you in your fucking mouth and take it from you while you cried and bled
"like shepherds we shall be..."
fuck you |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 3rd, 2004|12:37 pm] |
-Go into your LJ’s archives.
-Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
-Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
-Post the text of the sentence in your lj along with these instructions.
from 6/11/2002
"Marty gave me a ride home from work...i lurrrve him for that...he is so tan...im jealous...anyway im exhausted...so im gonna take a nap...i nearly fell over 8 times at the registers...Marty quit...if he doesnt call me ill kick his ass....Brad is still really sick...i saw Misty briefly today but didnt really get too talk to her...my mother bitched at me on the way to work todaynot exactly late breaking news, though... "
yes, i know it says FIFTH sentence...but that was pretty much one big ole run-on sentence |
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| y0 y0 y0 |
[May. 3rd, 2004|10:21 am] |
supposedly there's gonna be Boondock Saints sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can you tell I'm excited??????? |
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[May. 3rd, 2004|09:52 am] |
yeah, i'm still writing my movie. there is a big problem
1. no title.
2. no actual script.
everytime i think i'm close to finishing so i can get cracking writing the actual screenplay, a new idea pops up and if this keeps going the movie is going to be 53 hours long!
3. it really, really sucks. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2004|11:27 am] |
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 29th, 2004|11:10 am] |
i just realized the movie i'm writing really sucks.
i need help.
wah. |
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| I gave my mom the address to this journal |
[Apr. 2nd, 2004|03:41 pm] |
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i don't think that there's anything in there that'll upset her too terribly, and if there is it probably needs to be discussed with her anyway. i don't have anything to hide, but i think my mom should know my thoughts and feelings. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2004|05:11 pm] |
1, name
2, dob
3, place of residence
4, religion
5, last dessert you ate
6, would you ever accept a bribe
7, worse death: drowning or burning
8, would you like fries with that
9, who was the walrus: john or paul
10, worst movie villain |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 30th, 2004|06:43 pm] |
i probably should, but i just cannot give this journal up.
i'll be using my other one more, but this one will definitely used.
love,
sarah |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 14th, 2003|01:25 pm] |
y0, i'm alive... hi
anyone who might've missed my new journal, it's (dum-dum-dum)
tooimpurenangel |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 31st, 2003|02:01 pm] |
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ON SATURDAY I WILL BE 24!!! |
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[Jul. 21st, 2003|01:27 pm] |
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I'm really starting to hate Hot Hot Heat and I've never even heard their music. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 21st, 2003|09:58 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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apparently, I am a random piece of shit that needs to die.
i agree completely |
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[Jul. 21st, 2003|09:47 am] |
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CD's i miss
OPM - Menace to Sobriety
Angie Martinez - Up Close and Personal
MSI - Frankenstein Girls Will seem Strangely Sexy
Fluffy - Black Eye
Madonna - The Immaculate Collection
Propagandhi - how to Clean Everything
Marilyn Manson - Portrait of an American Family
Three phrases I absolutely cannot stand
"praise jesus"
"how old you is"
"weapons of mass destruction"
my elbow itches like a mofo |
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[Jul. 21st, 2003|09:26 am] |
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I am convinced that almost evryone thinks I am an idiot.
This makes me sad. I got my passport application and I filled it all out and then I realized that I was supposed to use all capital letters. Now, I have to get another one. I have no idea how I'm going to get to the UK, but I really want to leave before the end of 2003.
I woke up and my throat was killing me, I probably have strep throat (again).
On the bright side, my hair is looking better than it has in months, and I've lost two lbs. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 18th, 2003|03:04 pm] |
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what makes a person ugly?
and can you really tell alot about a person by their userinfo? |
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OMGWTFBBQ!
benny